Piggy Mercury

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY

L'il Ol' Sunkissed Stevie Nicks Knocks Me Sox Off

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HguL2bIri1Q&feature=related

Beat Box Baloola

Create your own beat box boy band!
http://www.incredibox.fr/

My beautiful granny.

Oh grandmother
How I miss you
Under the earth
Wish I was with you

To talk to you
To talk to you

I found somebody
Tried to give myself to
Many times
I wanted to talk to you

If I lay on the earth
Could you hear

Oh grandmother
I'm so lonely
All my life

If I lay on the earth
Could you hear then
If I lay...

Mary...

PJ Harvey

Oompa Loompa

Granted, they are Katy Perry's nails which is kind of gross when you think where they might have been (up Russell Brand's anus?), but looking at them just makes me want to sing:

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN ME
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS
EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS
WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY FAT
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT
I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
DOOMPADEE DOO

Full Moon

Wolf show jumping, the local sport in Choisy-le-Roi. All the better to see you with...

F Factor

Bravo, bravo Daily Mail gossip column! (Yes, it's my daily drip even though it's penned by hyenas).

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1221832/ALLISON-PEARSON-Its-meant-talent-Cheryl-Pet.html

She looked like a Turkish nutcracker and mimed her whole way through the performance.

I've always been bitter and twisted about intelligence and good judgment buckling at the sight of beauty and Ms. Cole only exacerbates the issue. Geordie chipmunk.