Oompa Loompa

Granted, they are Katy Perry's nails which is kind of gross when you think where they might have been (up Russell Brand's anus?), but looking at them just makes me want to sing:

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN ME
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS
EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS
WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY FAT
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT
I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
DOOMPADEE DOO

Full Moon

Wolf show jumping, the local sport in Choisy-le-Roi. All the better to see you with...

F Factor

Bravo, bravo Daily Mail gossip column! (Yes, it's my daily drip even though it's penned by hyenas).

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1221832/ALLISON-PEARSON-Its-meant-talent-Cheryl-Pet.html

She looked like a Turkish nutcracker and mimed her whole way through the performance.

I've always been bitter and twisted about intelligence and good judgment buckling at the sight of beauty and Ms. Cole only exacerbates the issue. Geordie chipmunk.

Four Letter Word

I love the word

H O P E

If I have a daughter I'd like to call her that but feel I'd be putting the weight of the world on her shoulders. And being a giant with feet the size of a car will already be enough to contend with.

For some, it's an uplifting word but I find it melancholic.

Rabbit Pie

I love these silver hares running across my Watership Down desk. They're knife rests that I found in Clignancourt market. They're a tad dirty and one of them is lame.

Disco in the Sky

Wow. A giant disco ball on a crane spinning lights around the Bibliotheque Mitterand hood.

Bonbon Booties

Ok, I'm not very flexible but me wants, wants, wants a pair of these Fabio Rusconi perfumed pastel rubber booties that smell of sweeties. I'm not digging the cowboy element, but I love the sci-fi Courreges edge -- and the My Little Pony colours. Sweet shades will be big for spring.